Vaporising Ointment

WEll, if you can guess what "thing" is related to the title, I will give you 5 bucks. Sumpah tak tipu!

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Somehow, i found that this guy is not really an idiot after his song White and Nerdy. Go Weird Al Yankovic!

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I felt weird when suddenly my father asked me a question which i found very stupid but tricky.

Do you have your own pen?

Haish, well if you are in my situation, is the option yes or no will be your favorable choice of answer? So, a typical annoying guy like me that had this syndrome of "tak tau" and "entah" disease, usually will get scolded because of a very "abstract" question.

So, if you are not an annoying person like me and your preferable answer is YES.....

YOU ARE WRONG!

unless you really have a real pen.

Its intimidating when I found out that the pen that he meant was a pen that a dude with good career usually has. The pen that make us look "UBER". Smart(ies) refers to what Haziq Radzi always said.

Then i said,

abah, kita cakap tak sama level lah, mesti la semua budak sekolah ada pen. Kalau nak jawab takde nnt kena marah tak pasal2. Sebab pen yang abah cakap tu terlalu general. Cakap la fountain pen ke ape ke.

He blamed me because of my stupidity,

Kalau tak tahu tu cakap je la. Bukan susah pon nak tanya.

I skip the part where we argued for almost 40 minutes of my time watching MU vs Chelsea.

Then, he said to train me to use these kinds of uber pens. Well, it is a very stupid idea but i just follow his order to evade his continuous ceramah. Then he gave me the pens that he received from many occasions that he went. I found out that he just want to get rid of these pens. Well, he did said one thing if i manage to not lose the uber pen, he will buy me an expensive ones.

This stupid idea really annoys me!

So, later, adios mi amor! :|

Mi Hailam dan Kopi O manis lebih

I am still undecided whether or not to post about my Cambodia experience trip on this blog. Maybe what i had in my mind is a bit different from others. Well, it is from my point of view, it would be very uncommon and unlikeable. I will think about it deeply to make sure that what i write will be not sensitive to others.

Saje bikin gempak jeee. HEHEHE.

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Well, its been awhile i have not been to any ceramah agama. Actually, i already got my permission to skip CAMP RABB(not camp rock eh) by Ust Sofi. I felt guilty when Ust asked me to join one session in the evening. With a heavy heart i went to the ceramah.

So, the ceramah was not that bad. I am impressed with the Ustaz because previously he was from other religion and then he converted into Islam. The passion towards Islam was really obvious in him. Also he is a very cool ustaz too. haha.

Dont fight with the pig,

because you will get dirty and pig will love it.

I like this quote very much because it somehow related to a book that i have finished reading. Animal Farm by George Orwell. :)

All in all, the ceramah was very informative.

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Just now, my father and i were hanging at a this new hawker stall, after a long time period we have not done it. We used to hang a lot together. Chitchat about everything. F1, cars, his point of view, fishing, complaining about mum, religion, economy, books, time management, football, and etc. I realized it was my mistake that i neglected my family and prioritized my friends. I am glad that the bond between us is still strong like those days. Probably, next year, we plan to go watch F1 at Sepang together. :)

So, thats all, adios mi amor :)

i am home. !!!! woohooo.!!

Jest 2

This is categorize under misunderstanding or limitation of language.

It was English class, where everybody had their good time answering handouts. When Ms. Mazrah entered the class, like usual, we will happily keep our books and other items that are not necessary for english such as, GDC, pencil boxes, math books, and etc.

We were discussing about synonyms. There was this word gist. So, teacher was explaining what is the meaning of the word and bla bla bla. I was chuckled. Haha. It reminded me about an incident happened during TOK class the precious day.

TOK class, the day before the english class. pffft.

So, a dudette in my class can not interpret the text that she was holding. Then, she asked teacher.

So, Ms Hindon explained bla bla bla, and then she concluded that,

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THE GIST OF THE EXTRACT CAREFULLY......

I dont know what force was driving me to laugh on that particular moment.

Again, she repeated the word gist, gist, gist.

OH, GIST,GIST, GIST IS THE MAIN POINT.

Everybody was like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........

But for me, it was different. I was planning something beyond evil. It is what i called self-entertainment. Not to say that i am a bad person that laugh at other people stupidity, but at that time i was thinking of something else.

I turned to ROY and said to him,

KAU TAHU GIST NI TAK? tak.

KO TAHU CAMNA NAK EJA DIA? tak.

CAMNI

JIZZ.

NANTI KO GOOGLE EH.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

So, if you get this joke pls give your feedback.

Otherwise, biar ko mati dalam bodoo.

adios mi amor. :)