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Hello, hi, hola

Yeah, rite now i am typing again to waste my stupid time here like other bloggers. Yeah lame bloggers whom write their feelings, opinions, ideas and etc. My job here is not the same like others. I am writing here to make you laugh. Ouh Yeah, make you my brothers and sisters, laughing your ass off. Pardon me if what i type here did not make you all laugh. Maybe you have a dry sense of humor. Yeah, probably.

I'm here to share with you my experience of fishing. Yeah, for your information, fishing is a sport. Again, i rephrase, its a sport. Please believe me, it is a motherfathing sport. LMAO. I dont know who the jerk that put fishing into this category. Maybe that jerk has a 9.7/10 stupidity and he even beats lotfi's record of 9.58 for hitting other car side mirror by his CLK(cute little kancil) and darwin 9.569 for creating the evolution theory. Mine is i dont know. You tell me later. So, okay fishing is a sport, same goes with golf. Ouh yeah golf. LMAO. Again man, who the dude that categorized this thingy. WTF

Last week, i think so, i went fishing. Me, my little brother and my greatsupercool-daddy with his buddy. His name was Ujang. I think hes a JAWA. I suddenly recall what Lotfi had told me earlier this evening about Jawa people. They were actually not Mat Indon or what we called PATI(pendatangasingtanpaizin). These people had lived in Malaysia for a long time and the causation why they still have the slang, It is because they lived in one clic. Which usually, the areas that you are very familliar like Batu Pahat, Muar, Klang, and etc. LOL, I just went to petpets house at Klang. I can see alotsa dragonfruit farm there. Then i went weird lah. The second foolest dude on earth just told me that mat jawa really fond to dragonfruit and i believe in him and you dont ask me why.LOL.

Okay, i am way too crappy. So yeah, i went fishing. It was really fun. You know. Okay2, let me share with you something. It is not easy to catch a fish. You need to prepare a good bait, a nice hooks, and a fengshui rods. Oyeah, for your information, fishes got their own taste too. Eg; patin likes gardenia bread, ikan keli likes cengkerik, haruan likes katak puru. I just list some examples there. So, if any dudes out there want to try fishing. Go to hell. You don't even want to. It is so damn difficult. Theres a chinese saying goes, To win a war, u must know your enemy fers.(This one is the fake ones. Try find out yourself, i forgot la the actual words and phrase.) LOL.

While my father and his dude Ujang were discussing about the baits, I am in a state of mundane mood. Doing nothing. So i set my own rods lah. I went fishing first using my own rods. While my brother, i dunno where he went.

This picture is sofucking cute. lol.

So, generally fishing is tiring and wasting time. Why im telling you this, it is because im sitting there for 4 hours and did not get a single fish. What i got was a pain in the neck, backache, and hungriness. For your information, you actually did not notice that it was 4 hours passed you. It is like the same feeling waiting for KTM. LOL.

Results:

My brother : One Tilapia

My bro catch.

Pity small tilapia.

Me: NONE

FUCKfuckFUCK.

FATHERandUJANG:

They were fighting getting the most fishes. I forgot the total. It is just uncountable.LOL. For them was a fishing fiesta.


See, they even got their fishes lined up. And u can see there the biggest ikan keli there is bigger than the 100 plus 1500 ml bottle. Huge doods.

iN CONCLUSION: dO TRY FISHING, BUT MAKE SURE U HAVE THE TALENTS. SEE EVERY SPORTS NEED TALENTS. IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE GET LOST.

So later doods. Toodles. xoxo gossipguy muah3.