Hello there.
Yeah, recently things not going so well for me. Many things. Big things. Small things. Medium-size thing. ooouuhhh. WTF. Im really so ****ed up. Like the song from Kevin Rudolph "he show his middle finger to the world".......wow......i defintely want to do that. TO THE WORLD MAN. Its like usually the middle finger is pointed to someone or somebody or you perhaps. We talking abt world man. Can you imagine how a MOTHERfather can this dude be.
So yeah, first and foremost, i just apparently celebrated my 18th birthday 3 days ago. It is so ....urms.....not bad la.....So, i would like to deliver my greatest gratitude to all dudes and dudettes that wish me and would like to throw me a party. But then, as usual, family plans get in my way.
Ouh Yeah.
So, my birthday was celbrated at my kampung. Hurmss. What really happen was i did not really celebrated there. My super-dad asked me to follow him to get some kelapas at kampung. There you have it. My birth-day, going back to kampung,take some kelapas. Best day of my life. Memorable and Unforgettable. OOhhssss.Shite.
Arrived Kg. Noon. Kelapa tersusun nicely under the shelf. Mak busu shouting. Get the pengopek kulit behind the house. Starts working my ass off. One kelapa at one time.
1st kelapa : ini nampak muda but then buat inti
i said wht is inti. then busu said inti la. ouh inti kueh. aah. kueh ape. kueh koci la. perh. melakat. dulu busu ada igt ade uncle ni jual kueh. pak man londan. hahaa bunyi cam pondan je. asal londan. entah. ko nih dah arwah tu.oh okay. tapi kueh die sdap. perghh. dulu die bawak basikal je. kueh kegemaran bapak kau. 2 sen je satu. die kayuh punya kayuh dari serkam pantai, dengan loceng die lagi budak2 sume kejar die. sume berebut la. pa man paman, kueh koci 10, talam boku 10. ape bende talam boku tu. kueh le, ko x pena rase. tak tau. ade kueh lapis2 rase durian. perghh...meleleh. nenek kau selalu buat. ouh yeke. maen telan je bukan tau name. lpastu bawak le balik, busu ngan bapak ko. balik2 kene mara dengan nenek. apsal ko beli ngan pak man londan. ko tau x die pengotor. kencing tepi jalan berdiri lepastu pegang2 kueh. busu rilek je makan. tapi sebab die x basuh tgn kot rase sedap gile. kalah kfc. pergh...rileks je. ko tau anak busu tu, yg anak dare tu masak sume terlebih. bukan maen masin. die asyik2 kate ok je. kite nak bagi sedap hati die ckp je la sedap.hahaha. busu terbaek. bole jadi bapa mithali. ha;ah.habis air kelapa ni bole minum x. bole le. tapi x sedap mane. cube ko tgk pokok ustat sblah sane. ustat tu sdare ke. haáh ko tatau ke. oooo yeke....sape lagi sdare kite. satu kawasan ni sdare. bnyak la pupu die tu. lagi dekat lagi rapat la.yg kire area laen2 tu dah bau bau bacang le. ouh. apsal x kenal eh. ko le. balik sini je tido. memang le x kenal. ok2 . apsal ngan kelapa ustat tu. ko tgk pokok die tinggi kan. aah. apsal. itu air die memang le kaw. kaw cemane. ha ko rase air ni. gulp3x. ok je. pahit skit la. haaaaaa.kat atas tu ko tgk rase die bergas. 5 bintang busu ckp. air kelapa ni kalau dpt rasa gas die. pergh kalah coke. fuyoooo(baru ku tau uncle ku ini seorg yg lebat berkata2).
Yeah, wht u can read here is a conversation between me and my busu. baru 1 kelapa. u see every kelapa have it own story. so i tear a lotsa kelapas. kelapa tua. kelapa muda isi lembut. kelapa muda isi inti.there u have it. 3 types of kelapa.
So, i filled around 3 gunis of ccnt bymyself. while my brader went to pekan buy ape tah. When he got back he gave me one belalang kunyit. he said bela lah. apsal. xde kerja. taktau sukahati. jumpa mane. kat tepi kelapa tadi. besa gile. belalang ape ni. abah cakap belalang kunyit. ouh. mane nak simpan. kat umah ade kotak ikan laga lagi kan.haáh. letak la situ.abis ni nak letak mane skarang. carik botol.
pergh...im the one who suddenly hv to find bottle.wtf.nice bro.
okay thts it. im lazy to tell abt wht hppn at kg. so then i went back home.
My own belalang kunyit. Dah ade nama. Pak belalang. Pak lalang. But then if cl its name bukan pandang pon. lol. wtf.
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