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Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Tomorrow never come

Until its too late....... :0

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Lately, i really havent got a glimpse on my broadband. Its the nature of human. When you dont have something that you want, then you take somebody elses property. I dont mind borrowing but please be responsible to the owner. Dont be like an ass making such an innocent face when I ask you.

Goddamn-it.

Your face look like foggle in SUperbad tau x, plus i can sense whether a person can lie or not. Everyone knows. Its all about that fugly face of yours. Dont make lame excuses. Just tell the truth and accept the fact that you are going to be "circumcised" again. Bodoo.


So, sorry for the cursings. The above statement is the reason why i didnt blog for the previous 6 days.

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Yes, i am not in a good mood. If you find that i am making signs that make you annoyed. Forgive me for my prudence. The sociable mood is not presence at this moment. And please dont ask me why this and that. Cause it is so irritating. The analogy is like this,

ADA ORANG SAKIT KAKI. KAU NAMPAK DIA NI DENGKOT2. KAU PURA2 FRIENDLY AND CONCERN. TANYA MACAM2 KAT ORANG SAKIT KAKI TU. BUKANNYA KAU MEMBERS DIA ATAUPUN KAU MEMBERS PON ADA AKU KISAH. HAHA. KALAU KAU TAK PURA2 PON SALAH KAU. MENGAPA?

CUBA KAU FIKIR KALAU ADA 1000 ORANG MACAM KAU BUAT BENDA YANG SAMA DEKAT ORANG DENGKOT CACAT BODOH SAKIT KAKI TU. TERANIAYA TAK DIA.
KESIAN GAK LAH KAT DIA. DIA NAK JALAN PON TAK SELESA. YANG PALING BANGANG PON TAK KE KERING ANAK TEKAK DIA NAK JAWAB 1000 SOALAN ULANG2. CUBA KAU BAYANG

SATU RIBU SOALAN YANG DIULANG2. U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G U L A N G.

INI PON BOLEH BUAT ORANG SAKIT HATI. YES. TERUTAMA KAU. DAH LA DIA SAKIT KAKI CAMPUR NAK JAWAB SOALAN YANG BOLEH DIKATEGORI BANGANG DI U L A N G U L A N G. TENSEN LA KOT..

This happened to a person and i wont let it happens to me.

So, mind your own business if you have so many questions inside that skull of yours. The saying goes

JANGAN JAGA TEPI KAIN ORANG.

Again, i rephrase, i am not in a good mood. I will write about my shitty day. If you are still curious, remember curiosity kills the cat. I dont want you to get killed. It is because i still love you. :| So, ask me a proper question if you are really concern.

So, there was this noob. Ppl called him by his alias. I will not mention it here. But i will named him as Jackass @ JA.

So, Jackass met me in my room. At that time, i am busy with my stuffs. I had always been busy. Even if i am laying on my bed. Seriously. It is because of the knee pain. So, JA, came and and tried to converse with me. IT was damn awkward. So i was, you know. Aaa, hmm, aaa, yee, aaa. oh, hmm, ohh.

Out of nowhere, he stormed out of the room. I was grateful. "alhamdul.....". Then out of sudden he came back with a serious face. A jackass face. A real one. The one you cannot even lay eyes on'em. **bi. The word that I uttered. Sorry. Somehow, it appeared that JA and **BI are resembled in appearance. Haha. Then he instructed me with a very strange task.

The reason why i am mad because

  1. The task given had nothing to do with me
  2. It was beyond my capabilities at present.
  3. He was aware of my retardation but yet, he acted very kering.
Shit lah. The feeling of doing something that you dont like. It really bothers me a lot.

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Hish, Sry this tergantung post. And sorry to missus FY. I will promise to write a better post for you. PRBBLY abt the thing that i saw last night. HEHS.

Kamal "goddamn" lazy

So, adios mi amor :(






























Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Mimpi

Telah ana hadapi satu mimpi yang kurang enak. Sebentar tadi. Mungkin balasan ana kerana tidur hingga lewat petang. Tapi apa yang pasti, ia sungguh menakutkan diri ana.


Keletihan adalah perkara biasa dan ana mengambil keputusan untuk tidur pada petang tadi. Ana tinggalkan rakan-rakan MD54 ana, maaf kepada mereka. Tapi ana bangga dengan keputusan mereka di gelanggang badminton. Formula biasa bagi mereka yang sama seperti ana, tidur selepas solat asar dan berharap untuk bangun sebelum azan magrib berkumandang.

Mungkin enta tertanya-tanya apakah cerita disebalik mimpi ana?

Apsal ni, i cant feel them already.
Dont worry dear, it is going to be fine.
( a small voice in my head)
I cant see anybody nearby
Ana, berasa ana sedang berada di atas katil dan ditolak ke dalam sebuah bilik.
Adik, adik nak tidur habis ke, adik nak relaks2 je.
Ugh, apa ni? And, there are 3 ppl, and they are wearing masks.
Mereka pon berbisik, and i am very confused at that moment.
Ana berpaling ke arah dimana ada satu tingkap besar yang boleh ana boleh lihat menembusi bilik sebelah.

Ada 2 orang manusia ana kenali sangat. Dan ana memang rapat. Mereka senyum kepada ana. Ana pun hairan. Tetapi, ana membalas senyuman mereka. Dengan serta-merta, muka mereka dissolve menjadi satu makhluk yang amat menakutkan dan mereka menjilat-jilat di permukaan tingkap tersebut.

Ana menjerit kepada 3 orang di dalam bilik yang sama dengan ana.
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, tolong, tolong.

Dan mereka seperti tidak mengendah kan ana.
Ana terdengar mereka menyebut perkataan
EPIDURAL.

Badan ana kaku dan tidak boleh bergerak. Macam diberi dadah. Ana pelik salah seorang dari orang tersebut membawa keluar satu jarum yang sangat besar. Ana terperanjat dan cuba melepaskan diri. Tetapi satu beban yang sangat berat menghalang ana untuk bergerak. Dan satu jarum panjang dicucuk kebelakang diri anda dan terasa tulang belakang ana.

Ana, cuba untuk menjerit tetapi tiada suara yang keluar dan mata ana tertumpu kepada raksaksa yang sedang tersengih-sengih di tingkap itu.

Mata ana mengeluarkan air mata kesiksaan. Dan ana terdengar suara gerudi dan terus mencucuk ke dalam lutut ana.

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Ana tersedar dan bangun dari tidur. Astaghfirullahalazim.

Ana lantas bergerak mengambil wuduk dan solat maghrib.


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Ana membuka email box dan mendapat satu emel dari ibunda.



Mungkinkah mimpi ana ini membawa satu petunjuk......

So, thats all, adios mi amor, :)


Thursday, June 11, 2009

Tomfoolery 2

i loike it
when
shit happens
always

u got problem

call this van



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