Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Boys boys be my boy !

Usual Tuesday assembly. My urge to skip assembly is always there. Not to say that I am a rebellious guy or what. It's just the laziness that i cant resist. ITS NOT MY MIDDLE NAME BUT ITS MY LAST NAME! bAAHAAHAHA.


Do not be skeptical. I was not skipping the assembly, but i was one of the earliest to arrive. Hehe.

As usual, the assembly was boring to me because it is dull and deadening. The ho-hum struck so hard that i was cursing to myself. OMFG! How can i even curse to myself. YES! you can actually. It was on this one scene on the legendary movie called THE EXORCIST, where this little girl after she had been possessed by the demon she said
**** me, **** me! Your mother **** **** in hell.

Do not misinterpret this, i was not saying that to myself. It would be very wrong to have orgasm during the assembly. Haish :|

So i was trying to pay full attention whatever they were informing what so ever.

Surprisingly,what i found was that these people in the hall also not paying their full attention. So what is the purpose of the assembly? if you just want to show up, doing nothing and prevent yourself from punishment of being a latecomer. Those who were giving talks about motivation were keep blabbering to themselves.

Let me give you a piece of advice...

This isn’t even about motivation anymore. This is about showing everyone that you care about your college, and that you are responsible. Skipping assembly and did not paying attention are selfish motives, but doing so actually does nothing good for you. Selfishly, you actually want to come to assembly early on Tuesdays just to give everyone the impression that you are a very discipline person even if you aren’t!

Phew enough of ceramah already.

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Jest 2

Other people humiliation 1

This morning, i was late for morning class because everyone do not even bother to care about their retard-limping classmate that will has his knee operation in the near future. Sheep! They did not call or even mcg me where the class should be. How frustrating it was to know that you have these kind of friends.


Yet, this morning also when i was not in the mood, one of these bastards threw his pencil box at me during the role-play session. Yet, he was making this innocent face and not even apologize. Luckily, my knee still hurts otherwise i will be kicking his as**** so damn hard.

After the recess these bastards were talking about puberty and when they had it. Bodoo. The funny side was that one of the guys was even proud of himself for not having any relationship with girls. ITU NAMA DIA KAU LOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRR! and they were relating hitting on girls and puberty. ERKS!

BAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.

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I found out that the song BOYS by SMILE is so gay. I would love to see a bapok singing it instead of bogam. :) I still freshly remembereBoldd that he was singing If i were a boy by Beyonce. HAHAHAHA.

And all the boys
If you want feel the heat
Just come along and play with me

I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
It's time to get things started
So come on everybody

Sorry about this very emo post. It is just for self-entertainment.

Adios mi amor :) laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

p/s; i have an ambition to produce a book about prophecies and predictions like what NOSTRADAMUS had. If you are interested to be my partner, just let me know. hehe.

6 remark/s:

lisa kamal said...

hahaha.well.blog peeping.
ckp pasal puberty?hahahaha

like paklan alwiz said that.bodow~!
hahaha

Kamal Lazi said...

haah!, apa ko nak mengintai weyyyyyyyyy.

haha, :p

The awesome one yang kecewa said...

What happened to your knee??

Kamal Lazi said...

To the mysterious awesome one,

I got something called torn meniscus and you can google about it.

Well, i am waiting for the result of my medical checkup next week.

So please pray for me so that i dont have to go for surgery.

Kamal Lazi said...

awesome dudette, u must be ***** . kannnnn?

The awesome oneeee said...

*****? What's that??? My name is not 'star star star star star'...

:)